MINSTREL IN THE GALLERY
Minstrel In The Gallery
The minstrel in the gallery 
looked down upon the smiling faces. 
He met the gazes observed the spaces 
between the old men's cackle. 
He brewed a song of love and hatred, 
oblique suggestions and he waited. 
He polarized the pumpkin-eaters, 
static-humming panel-beaters, 
freshly day-glow'd factory cheaters 
(salaried and collar-scrubbing.) 
He titillated men-of-action 
belly warming, hands still rubbing 
on the parts they never mention. 
He pacified the nappy-suffering, infant-bleating, 
one-line jokers, TV documentary makers 
(overfed and undertakers.) 
Sunday paper backgammon players 
family-scarred and women-haters. 
Then he called the band down to the stage 
and he looked at all the friends he'd made. 
The minstrel in the gallery 
looked down upon the smiling faces. 
He met the gazes observed the spaces 
in between the old men's cackle. 
He brewed a song of love and hatred, 
oblique suggestions and he waited. 
He polarized the pumpkin-eaters, 
static-humming panel-beaters, 
The minstrel in the gallery 
looked down on the rabbit-run. 
And threw away his looking-glass - 
saw his face in everyone. 
He titillated men-of-action 
belly warming, hands still rubbing 
on the parts they never mention. 
(salaried and collar-scrubbing.) 
He pacified the nappy-suffering, infant-bleating, 
one-line jokers, TV documentary makers 
(overfed and undertakers.) 
Sunday paper backgammon players 
family-scarred and women-haters. 
Then he called the band down to the stage 
and he looked at all the friends he'd made. 
The minstrel in the gallery 
looked down on the rabbit-run. 
And threw away his looking-glass - 
and saw his face in everyone. 
The minstrel in the gallery 
looked down upon the smiling faces. 
He met the gazes... 
The minstrel in the gallery 
Cold Wind to Valhalla
And ride with us young bonny lass 
with the angels of the night. 
Crack wind clatter flesh rein bite 
on an out-size unicorn. 
Rough-shod winging sky blue flight 
on a cold wind to Valhalla. 
And join with us please 
Valkyrie maidens cry 
above the cold wind to Valhalla. 
Breakfast with the gods. Night angels serve 
with ice-bound majesty. 
Frozen flaking fish raw nerve 
in a cup of silver liquid fire. 
Moon jet brave beam split ceiling swerve 
and light the old Valhalla. 
Come join with us please 
Valkyrie maidens cry 
above the cold wind to Valhalla. 
The heroes rest upon the sighs 
of Thor's trusty hand maidens. 
Midnight lonely whisper cries, 
"We're getting a bit short on heroes lately." 
Sword snap fright white pale goodbyes 
in the desolation of Valhalla. 
And join with us please 
Valkyrie maidens ride 
empty-handed on the cold wind to Valhalla. 
Black Satin Dancer
Come, let me play with you, black satin dancer. 
In all your giving, given is the answer. 
Tearing life from limb and looking sweeter 
than the brightest flower in my garden. 
Begging your pardon shedding right unreason. 
Over sensation fly the fleeting seasons. 
Thin wind whispering on broken mandolin. 
Bending the minutes the hours ever turning 
on that old gold story of mercy: 
desperate breathing, tongue nipple-teasing. 
Your fast river flowing your northern fire fed. 
Come, black satin dancer, come softly to bed. 
Requiem
Well, I saw a bird today 
flying from a bush 
and the wind blew it away. 
And the black-eyed mother sun 
scorched the butterfly at play 
velvet veined. I saw it burn. 
With a wintry storm-blown sigh, 
a silver cloud blew right on by. 
And, taking in the morning, I sang 
O Requiem. 
Well, my lady told me, "Stay." 
I looked aside and walked away 
along the strand. 
But I didn't say a word, 
as the train time-table blurred 
close behind the taxi stand. 
Saw her face in the tear-drop black cab window. 
Fading into the traffic; watched her go. 
And taking in the morning, 
heard myself singing 
O Requiem. 
Here I go again. 
It's the same old story. 
Well, I saw a bird today 
I looked aside and walked away 
along the strand. 
One White Duck / 0^{10} = Nothing At All
There's a haze on the skyline, to wish me on my way. 
And there's a note on the telephone 
some roses on a tray. 
And the motorway's stretching right out to us all, 
as I pull on my old wings 
one white duck on your wall. 
Isn't it just too damn real? 
I'll catch a ride on your violin 
strung upon your bow. 
And I'll float on your melody 
sing your chorus soft and low. 
There's a picture-view postcard to say that I called. 
You can see from the fireplace, one white duck on your wall. 
Isn't it just too damn real? 
So fly away Peter and fly away Paul 
from the finger-tip ledge of contentment. 
The long restless rustle of high-heeled boots calls. 
And I'm probably bound to deceive you after all. 
Something must be wrong with me and my brain 
if I'm so patently unrewarding. 
But my dreams are for dreaming and best left that way 
and my zero to your power of ten equals nothing at all. 
There's no double-lock defense; there's no chain on my door. 
I'm available for consultation, 
But remember your way in is also my way out, 
and love's four-letter word is no compensation. 
Well, I'm the Black Ace dog-handler: I'm a waiter on skates 
so don't you jump to your foreskin conclusion. 
Because I'm up to my deaf ears in cold breakfast trays 
to be cleared before I can dine on your sweet Sunday lunch confusion. 
- Baker Street Muse -
Baker Street Muse
Windy bus-stop. Click. Shop-window. Heel. 
Shady gentleman. Fly-button. Feel. 
In the underpass, the blind man stands. 
With cold flute hands. 
Symphony match-seller, breath out of time. 
You can call me on another line. 
Indian restaurants that curry my brain. 
Newspaper warriors changing the names they advertise from the station stand. 
With cold print hands. 
Symphony word-player, I'll be your headline. 
If you catch me another time. 
Didn't make her 
with my Baker Street Ruse. 
Couldn't shake her 
with my Baker Street Bruise. 
Like to take her 
but I'm just a Baker Street Muse. 
Ale-spew, puddle-brew 
boys, throw it up clean. 
Coke and Bacardi colours them green. 
From the typing pool goes the mini-skirted princess with great finesse. 
Fertile earth-mother, your burial mound is fifty feet down 
in the Baker Street underground. (What the hell!) 
Walking down the gutter thinking, 
"How the hell am I today?'' 
Well, I didn't really ask you but thanks all the same. 
Pig-Me And The Whore
"Big bottled Fraulein, put your weight on me,'' said the pig-me to the whore, 
desperate for more in his assault upon the mountain. 
Little man, his youth a fountain. 
Overdrafted and still counting. 
Vernacular, verbose; an attempt at getting close to where he came from. 
In the doorway of the stars, between Blandford Street and Mars; 
Proposition, deal. Flying button feel. Testicle testing. 
Wallet ever-bulging. Dressed to the left, divulging the wrinkles of his years. 
Wedding-bell induced fears. 
Shedding bell-end tears in the pocket of her resistance. 
International assistance flowing generous and full to his never-ready tool. 
Pulls his eyes over her wool. 
And he shudders as he comes. 
And my rudder slowly turns me into the Marylebone Road. 
Crash-Barrier Waltzer
And here slip I 
dragging one foot in the gutter 
in the midnight echo of the shop that sells cheap radios. 
And there sits she 
no bed, no bread, no butter 
on a double yellow line 
where she can park anytime. 
Old Lady Grey; crash-barrier waltzer 
some only son's mother. Baker Street casualty. 
Oh, Mr. Policeman 
blue shirt ballet master. 
Feet in sticking plaster 
move the old lady on. 
Strange pas-de-deux 
his Romeo to her Juliet. 
Her sleeping draught, his poisoned regret. 
No drunken bums allowed to sleep here in the crowded emptiness. 
Oh officer, let me send her to a cheap hotel 
I'll pay the bill and make her well - like hell you bloody will! 
No do-good over kill. We must teach them to be still more independent. 
Mother England Reverie
I have no time for Time Magazine or Rolling Stone. 
I have no wish for wishing wells or wishing bones. 
I have no house in the country I have no motor car. 
And if you think I'm joking, then I'm just a one-line joker in a public bar. 
And it seems there's no-body left for tennis; and I'm a one-band-man. 
And I want no Top Twenty funeral or a hundred grand. 
There was a little boy stood on a burning log, 
rubbing his hands with glee. He said, ``Oh Mother England, 
did you light my smile; or did you light this fire under me? 
One day I'll be a minstrel in the gallery. 
And paint you a picture of the queen. 
And if sometimes I sing to a cynical degree 
it's just the nonsense that it seems.'' 
So I drift down through the Baker Street valley, 
in my steep-sided un-reality. 
And when all is said and all is done 
I couldn't wish for a better one. 
It's a real-life ripe dead certainty 
that I'm just a Baker Street Muse. 
Talking to the gutter-stinking, winking in the same old way. 
I tried to catch my eye but I looked the other way. 
Indian restaurants that curry my brain 
newspaper warriors changing the names they advertise from the station stand. 
Circumcised with cold print hands. 
Windy bus-stop. Click. Shop-window. Heel. 
Shady gentleman. Fly-button. Feel. 
In the underpass, the blind man stands. 
With cold flute hands. 
Symphony match-seller, breath out of time 
you can call me on another line. 
Didn't make her 
with my Baker Street Ruse. 
Couldn't shake her 
with my Baker Street Bruise. 
Like to take her 
but I'm just a Baker Street Muse. 
(I can't get out!) 
Grace
Hello sun. 
Hello bird. 
Hello my lady. 
Hello breakfast. 
May I buy you again tomorrow?