AQUALUNG
Aqualung
Sitting on a park bench 
eyeing little girls with bad intent. 
Snot running down his nose 
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. 
Drying in the cold sun 
Watching as the frilly panties run. 
Feeling like a dead duck 
spitting out pieces of his broken luck. 
Sun streaking cold 
an old man wandering lonely. 
Taking time 
the only way he knows. 
Leg hurting bad, 
as he bends to pick a dog-end 
he goes down to the bog 
and warms his feet. 
Feeling alone 
the army's up the rode 
salvation à la mode and 
a cup of tea. 
Aqualung my friend 
don't start away uneasy 
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me. 
Do you still remember 
December's foggy freeze 
when the ice that 
clings on to your beard is 
screaming agony. 
And you snatch your rattling last breaths 
with deep-sea-diver sounds, 
and the flowers bloom like 
madness in the spring. 
Cross-Eyed Mary
Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief 
if he had a rich man in his hand. 
And who would steal the candy 
from a laughing baby's mouth 
if he could take it from the money man. 
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again. 
She signs no contract 
but she always plays the game. 
Dines in Hampstead village 
on expense accounted gruel, 
and the jack-knife barber drops her off at school. 
Laughing in the playground - gets no kicks from little boys: 
would rather make it with a letching grey. 
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung, 
who watches through the railings as they play. 
Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along. 
She's a poor man's rich girl 
and she'll do it for a song. 
She's a rich man stealer 
but her favour's good and strong: 
She's the Robin Hood of Highgate 
helps the poor man get along. 
Cheap Day Return
On Preston platform 
do your soft shoe shuffle dance. 
Brush away the cigarette ash that's 
falling down your pants. 
And you sadly wonder 
does the nurse treat your old man 
the way she should. 
She made you tea, 
asked for your autograph 
what a laugh. 
Mother Goose
As I did walk by Hampstead Fair 
I came upon Mother Goose - so I turned her loose 
she was screaming. 
And a foreign student said to me 
was it really true there are elephants and lions too 
in Piccadilly Circus? 
Walked down by the bathing pond 
to try and catch some sun. 
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing 
into hankerchiefs as one. 
I don't believe they knew 
I was a schoolboy. 
And a bearded lady said to me 
if you start your raving and your misbehaving 
you'll be sorry. 
Then the chicken-fancier came to play 
with his long red beard (and his sister's weird: 
she drives a lorry). 
Laughed down by the putting green 
I popped `em in their holes. 
Four and twenty labourers were labouring 
digging up their gold. 
I don't believe they knew 
that I was Long John Silver. 
Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds 
in his jet-black mac (which he won't give back) 
stole it from a snow man. 
Wond'ring Aloud
Wond'ring aloud 
how we feel today. 
Last night sipped the sunset 
my hands in her hair. 
We are our own saviours 
as we start both our hearts beating life 
into each other. 
Wond'ring aloud 
will the years treat us well. 
As she floats in the kitchen, 
I'm tasting the smell 
of toast as the butter runs. 
Then she comes, spilling crumbs on the bed 
and I shake my head. 
And it's only the giving 
that makes you what you are. 
Up To Me
Take you to the cinema 
and leave you in a Wimpy Bar 
you tell me that we've gone to far 
come running up to me. 
Make the scene at Cousin Jack's 
leave him put the bottles back 
mends his glasses that I cracked 
well that one's up to me. 
Buy a silver cloud to ride 
pack the tennis club inside 
trouser cuffs hung far too wide 
well it was up to me. 
Tyres down on your bicicle 
your nose feels like an icicle 
the yellow fingered smoky girl 
is looking up to me. 
Well I'm a common working man 
with a half of bitter - bread and jam 
and if it pleases me I'll put one on you man 
when the copper fades away. 
The rainy season comes to pass 
the day-glo pirate sinks at last 
and if I laughed a bit to fast. 
Well it was up to me. 
My God
People - what have you done 
locked Him in His golden cage. 
Made Him bend to your religion 
Him resurrected from the grave. 
He is the god of nothing 
if that's all that you can see. 
You are the god of everything 
He's inside you and me. 
So lean upon Him gently 
and don't call on Him to save you 
from your social graces 
and the sins you used to waive. 
The bloody Church of England 
in chains of history 
requests your earthly presence at 
the vicarage for tea. 
And the graven image you-know-who 
with His plastic crucifix 
he's got him fixed 
confuses me as to who and where and why 
as to how he gets his kicks. 
Confessing to the endless sin 
the endless whining sounds. 
You'll be praying till next Thursday to 
all the gods that you can count. 
Hymn 43
Oh father high in heaven - smile down upon your son 
whose busy with his money games - his women and his gun. 
Oh Jesus save me! 
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three 
and made his name in Hollywood 
to set the white man free. 
Oh Jesus save me! 
If Jesus saves - well, He'd better save Himself 
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death. 
Oh Jesus save me! 
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon 
His cross was rather bloody 
He could hardly roll His stone. 
Oh Jesus save me! 
Slipstream
Well the lush separation unfolds you 
and the products of wealth 
push you along on the bow wave 
of the spiritless undying selves. 
And you press on God's waiter your last dime 
as he hands you the bill. 
And you spin in the slipstream 
timeless - unreasoning 
paddle right out of the mess. 
Locomotive Breath
In the shuffling madess 
of the locomotive breath, 
runs the all-time loser, 
headlong to his death. 
He feels the piston scraping 
steam breaking on his brow 
old Charlie stole the handle and 
the train won't stop going 
no way to slow down. 
He sees his children jumping off 
at the stations - one by one. 
His woman and his best friend 
in bed and having fun. 
He's crawling down the corridor 
on his hands and knees 
old Charlie stole the handle and 
the train won't stop going 
no way to slow down. 
He hears the silence howling 
catches angels as they fall. 
And the all-time winner 
has got him by the balls. 
He picks up Gideons Bible 
open at page one 
old Charlie stole the handle and 
the train won't stop going 
no way to slow down. 
Wind Up
When I was young and they packed me off to school 
and taught me how not to play the game, 
I didn't mind if they groomed me for success, 
or if they said that I was a fool. 
So I left there in the morning 
with their God tucked underneath my arm 
their half-assed smiles and the book of rules. 
So I asked this God a question 
and by way of firm reply, 
He said - I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays. 
So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares): 
before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers 
I don't believe you: 
you had the whole damn thing all wrong 
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays. 
Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school 
and have all the bishops harmonize these lines 
how do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son 
when that was just an accident of Birth. 
I'd rather look around me - compose a better song 
`cos that's the honest measure of my worth. 
In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me, 
as you lick the boots of death born out of fear. 
I don't believe you: 
you had the whole damn thing all wrong 
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.